I need to write today. So I went to this little coffee shop near where I live. Super cute. I believe it’s called Hipsters R Us or something. These places
you’re wearing that to the gym?
Here’s something I’ve never quite grasped. Dressing for the gym. We’ll just get this out of the way right now: the fact that I can even dress myself without being
i might be drinking the kool aid…
As you may or may not know, when I’m not telling jokes on stage, I am working for lifebyme.com, a site dedicated to people sharing what’s most meaningful to them.
ode to the drunk drivers
While I haven’t kept it a secret, I also haven’t written much about the fact that in January this year, I got a DUI. Yep, that happened. Not one of
my open letter to reese witherspoon
Hey girl, How ya been? I know. I know. When I got my DUI or DWI or whatever the hell they call it these days, I was bummed, too. Obviously
costuming it up: fun-e or f-me?
Every year when that time a year rolls around where every other post from a gay dude mentions the movie Hocus Pocus, that dreaded battle always enters my head: do I want to walk that carnival making everyone I can crack up in amusement? Or do I want to throw funny out the window for a night and just try to snag the attention of one of the thousand sexy shirtless vampires out there? It is possible to do both? Yes. Can I? I’m not a wizard, people. Read more
the art of the selfie
I suck at “selfies.” I look bored. Irritated. Bloated. Sometimes I look a little creepy, like a guy who has a van that’s on some watch list. Yet I still try. And I still fail. Perhaps because I can’t quite grasp the point of the selfie. Read more
5 Life Lessons from The Legend of Billie Jean
Ok. It’s no secret I’m obsessed with this movie. I even took a date to see the live version last year, only to bitch later about how I didn’t show up the same night as Helen Slater. Can you imagine!?!
If you don’t know the movie, freakin’ watch it. But in the meantime, here’s a synopsis. I would say spoiler alert, but the movie is almost 30 years old. It done spoiled already. Read more
my open letter to paula dean
Dear PD,
First off, did you know there’s this guy on StraightCollegeMen.com who goes by PD? Weird coincidence, right? I wouldn’t go onto the site if I were you. With all that you’ve been through lately I don’t know if it would be wise to take in all the wonders of that site. And PD’s wonders are…well…impressive. Read more
my open letter to reese witherspoon
Hey girl,
How ya been? I know. I know. When I got my DUI or DWI or whatever the hell they call it these days, I was bummed, too. Obviously Officer McCullough did not realize who I was either. Little did he know I would be blogging about him a short while later. I also de-friended him on Facebook.
