First off, did you know there’s this guy on StraightCollegeMen.com who goes by PD? Weird coincidence, right? I wouldn’t go onto the site if I were you. With all that you’ve been through lately I don’t know if it would be wise to take in all the wonders of that site. And PD’s wonders are…well…impressive.
Times been tough, huh? If it makes you feel better, I met this gay dude the other night at Fiesta Cantina, and then he called his black friend the N word in front of a group of people he had just met. Then when we started playing around and making up fake occupations instead of telling him what we really do, he said we were wasting his time and stormed away. Um, he’s the one who just dropped an N Bomb in front of strangers!
Sorry, I’m being insensitive. But you know what’s worse PD? He was wearing the gayest shirt I’ve ever seen on anyone. And I own some pretty gay shirts. Gay dudes will cut the sleeves off anything. Oh, and my fake occupation was super fun! I think I told him I was in charge of delivering the checks for Publishers Clearing House or something. Brills, right?
My friend, Erin, hates it when I say “Brills.” I just learned it from another friend. I thought it was brills. It’s short for “brilliant.” Get it?
You know, maybe you should start saying it everywhere you go. I’d be willing to bet people would stop caring you dropped the N Bomb and start going, “Why does Paula Dean say Brills?” Maybe even throw in a few “Totes.” It’ll totes throw people off.
Then when you get another book deal…ok, you may have to self publish this one….you can do PD’s Totes Brills Baking.
Just some stuff to think about.
love and sleeveless anything,