Every year when that time a year rolls around where every other post from a gay dude mentions the movie Hocus Pocus, that dreaded battle always enters my head: do I want to walk that carnival making everyone I can crack up in amusement? Or do I want to throw funny out the window for a night and just try to snag the attention of one of the thousand sexy shirtless vampires out there? It is possible to do both? Yes. Can I? I’m not a wizard, people.Continue Reading
I suck at “selfies.” I look bored. Irritated. Bloated. Sometimes I look a little creepy, like a guy who has a van that’s on some watch list. Yet I still try. And I still fail. Perhaps because I can’t quite grasp the point of the selfie. Continue Reading
Ok. It’s no secret I’m obsessed with this movie. I even took a date to see the live version last year, only to bitch later about how I didn’t show up the same night as Helen Slater. Can you imagine!?!
If you don’t know the movie, freakin’ watch it. But in the meantime, here’s a synopsis. I would say spoiler alert, but the movie is almost 30 years old. It done spoiled already.Continue Reading
First off, did you know there’s this guy on StraightCollegeMen.com who goes by PD? Weird coincidence, right? I wouldn’t go onto the site if I were you. With all that you’ve been through lately I don’t know if it would be wise to take in all the wonders of that site. And PD’s wonders are…well…impressive.Continue Reading