Blog 2017 The Whole30 vs. Mikey: How I Stuck to this Damn Diet2014 hey gays! it’s ok to be…you know…gay. what happens when you’re waiting for something better? 10 automatic Tinder left swipes high-fiving for the DUI (survival) life is too short for subtle do u really want to be the jerk at table 7? coming out of the SHY closet2013 costuming it up: fun-e or f-me? the art of the selfie 5 Life Lessons from The Legend of Billie Jean my open letter to paula dean my open letter to reese witherspoon 3 things I’ve learned in my 2 months not blogging is it friendly or is it annoying? i could be the bad boy, right?? 5 things that will make me think you’re a douche you should be having sex all the time!2012 comedy is easy. children? whole other story. ode to the drunk drivers Don’t judge a book by it’s…shoes? facebook me maybe? you’re wearing that to the gym? does the starbucks lady think i’m a douche? I’m Goofy??? I Hate Those Three Little Words!2011 i might be drinking the kool aid… Devilled eggs: the holiday socialite’s savior! Does cupid appreciate humor, or just arms?