If you follow me, you’ve noticed I haven’t given you much to follow in almost two months. I’m going to give you a few excuses, and you will circle the one you will accept with my apology.
Archive for Life
I need to write today. So I went to this little coffee shop near where I live. Super cute. I believe it’s called Hipsters R Us or something. These places give me an anxiety attack. They were meant for people who are so cool they resist all societal confines of cool, thus creating their own definition of cool, resulting in a cool conformity, the likes of which they fought to resist in the first place. That’s a lot for a simple mind like myself to keep up with. Read more
I’m going to completely blow your mind right now. I never had a drink until after I graduated high school. I didn’t go to too many parties with my high school friends. Rather I spent many a weekend chumming around with my fellow apprentices at the community theatre. Yep. We were badass. Read more
I’ve been doing comedy for a while now. I’m not going to tell you how long because then you’re brain will go, “Wow, Mikey. That long and still not a celebrity?” So I’m doing you a favor because I wouldn’t want you to have a black heart on Black Friday, while you read this waiting in line to get 40% off a digital camera. Let’s just say, I’ve been doing it a while. And yes, I still love it. Read more
While I haven’t kept it a secret, I also haven’t written much about the fact that in January this year, I got a DUI. Yep, that happened. Not one of my finer moments by far. At the same time, it’s a non-fine moment that unfortunately many people share. Read more