Every year when that time a year rolls around where every other post from a gay dude mentions the movie Hocus Pocus, that dreaded battle always enters my head: do I want to walk that carnival making everyone I can crack up in amusement? Or do I want to throw funny out the window for a night and just try to snag the attention of one of the thousand sexy shirtless vampires out there? It is possible to do both? Yes. Can I? I’m not a wizard, people. Read more
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I suck at “selfies.” I look bored. Irritated. Bloated. Sometimes I look a little creepy, like a guy who has a van that’s on some watch list. Yet I still try. And I still fail. Perhaps because I can’t quite grasp the point of the selfie. Read more
Ok. It’s no secret I’m obsessed with this movie. I even took a date to see the live version last year, only to bitch later about how I didn’t show up the same night as Helen Slater. Can you imagine!?!
If you don’t know the movie, freakin’ watch it. But in the meantime, here’s a synopsis. I would say spoiler alert, but the movie is almost 30 years old. It done spoiled already. Read more
If you follow me, you’ve noticed I haven’t given you much to follow in almost two months. I’m going to give you a few excuses, and you will circle the one you will accept with my apology.
I need to write today. So I went to this little coffee shop near where I live. Super cute. I believe it’s called Hipsters R Us or something. These places give me an anxiety attack. They were meant for people who are so cool they resist all societal confines of cool, thus creating their own definition of cool, resulting in a cool conformity, the likes of which they fought to resist in the first place. That’s a lot for a simple mind like myself to keep up with. Read more