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		<title>my open letter to reese witherspoon</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2013 04:53:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Comic Mikey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey girl, How ya been? I know. I know. When I got my DUI or DWI or whatever the hell they call it these days, I was bummed, too. Obviously]]></description>
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		<title>3 things I’ve learned in my 2 months not blogging</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Apr 2013 16:24:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Comic Mikey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you follow me, you’ve noticed I haven’t given you much to follow in almost two months. I’m going to give you a few excuses, and you will circle the]]></description>
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		<title>is it friendly or is it annoying?</title>
		<link>http://mikeyscott.com/2013/02/is-it-friendly-or-is-it-annoying/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2013 02:26:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Comic Mikey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Etiquette]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[beyonce]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I need to write today. So I went to this little coffee shop near where I live. Super cute. I believe it’s called Hipsters R Us or something. These places]]></description>
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		<title>i could be the bad boy, right??</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2013 00:31:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Comic Mikey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m going to completely blow your mind right now. I never had a drink until after I graduated high school. I didn’t go to too many parties with my high]]></description>
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		<title>5 things that will make me think you’re a douche</title>
		<link>http://mikeyscott.com/2013/01/5-things-that-will-make-me-think-youre-a-douche/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2013 03:55:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Comic Mikey</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[ed hardy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[name dropping]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think as certain things in the world increasingly aggravate me, my role in changing them will be to bitch about them here. Please feel free to email me suggestions]]></description>
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